Line By Line: Jennifer Weiner, Goodnight Nobody

"I blinked in the gloom as the tangle of limbs and hair turned into two extremely attractive people having energetic sex in a position I wouldn't have previously believed physically possible."

"Your bathroom's like a clown car. Do you have a midget in there?"

"Delphine had two of her fingers jammed in a place where ladies of refined breeding don't typically stick their digits--at least not when photographers are nearby."

"Then I got stroll-jacked."

"You should call it E. It makes you sound hipper."